Who says a derby marriage has to be between 2 women? Here’s Mayor McSmartass (ref) & Pitzy (NSO) on Star Wars Bout Day

This is me (Anne Thrax) and my wife Nicki Noxious at our last home game of the season. I had just had surgery so couldn’t skate so was MCing and my beautiful wife organised flowers for me at the afterparty as a thank you!

We got married at a Big Fat Gypsy Wedding themed social and are inseparable on and off the track. I loves my wife!

Here’s my wife and I more awake and all gussied up at a rockabilly show we were modelling in.

This is me and my delightful wife napping in the car on the way back from the Eastern Region Roller Derby Tournament. We were shot!

Oh Hanada! and Prima Donatello of Apple City Roller Derby. Just finished the Color Run in Portland, OR. one day before I proposed. Best weekend ever!! -Oh Hanada!

Tits&Tats & Dead Girl Superstar of Apple City Roller Derby, derby wives for over a year.  This was taken at our league’s Rollerball :)

I am actually Z’s derby mistress because she already has 3 wives. The mistress is always more fun. We weren’t even friends for a long time because she was my subconscious scapegoat and ego booster at practice until she laid me out solid. We have the best dates, sometimes we even let her boyfriend come. I love you Z!

This is a portrait of my roller derby family, taken at the amazing derby wedding ceremony between me, Grace Under Pressure, and my awesome wife, Queen Mob. We both skate for the London Rockin’ Rollers. I love you Queenie!

Baby Girl Trouble proposed to the lovely Rosie the Ribhitter, both of the Abilene Derby Dames, and she accepted!

My Derby wife (Filthy Vicious) and me (QuikTripper)
after our bout this past weekend :)

tITs&TaTs & Dead Girl Superstar of Apple City Roller Derby!  

Me (the tall one) and my lovely derby wife! 

I’m Rude E. Garland and she’s Beau Deadly ;) 

<3 <3 <3

From left to right: Migraine Jane, Roxxy Harlot, & Alberta Awol.

Derby wife threesome from Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls.

Jane: http://migrainejane.tumblr.com

Roxxy (me): http://roxxyharlot.tumblr.com

Alberta: http://corpsecanticle.tumblr.com

Were super cute. <33

RToBeatU (me) and my derbywife Heavenly Hellena! on our wedding day!

In our league (Helltown Hellcats of Helsingborg Sweden) you got to find as horrible a dress as possible and I got a cute little bow on my head to boot! My lovely wife got us the rings! 

She’s the one who keeps my head on straight and she’s my shoulder to whine on and I’m the killer hips that keep her path clear!

7 + 26 = <3<3